I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I don't deserve a penis
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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