yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Randomize