What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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