can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
