but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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