In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I still have a little drunk in my system
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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