Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
