Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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