It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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