Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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