I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
Randomize
