Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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