He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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