Rock
Scissors
Fuck
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
