Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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