It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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