just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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