So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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