yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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