we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I wish i was in the wii world.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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