Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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