try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i just had sex bonerless
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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