I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
MIDGETS
????
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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