I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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