I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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