So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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