i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
the day after is always just damage control
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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