I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Randomize
