Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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