carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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