You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
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