she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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