Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Man, jail baloney is awful.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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