Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
