My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I understand Curling. That high.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
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