i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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