thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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