Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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