What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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