I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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