Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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