I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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