batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Randomize
