there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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