You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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