love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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