Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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