haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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