i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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