We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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