We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I've blown a few things in my day
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
