im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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