im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
