i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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