can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
