I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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