I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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